Me and my friends discovered, the other night, the second Star Wars Gangsta Rap. We'd already seen the first, but the second was far funnier.
Here it is for your viewing pleasure, if you haven't seen this one.Anyway, after some thought, we decided that we could probably write one just as well, but one centred on our old favorite:
Halo.
In a burst of creativity the other morning, I proceeded to write this (character rapping in blue):
Master Chief:The Master Chief, I'm the king
Pimped out in bling like a planet-sized ring
Shooting down birds on the wing
Coz senseless violence is really my thing
7 feet tall in my Mjolnir armour
You'll never find a soldier that's calmer
With my blue bitch and you'd better not harm 'er
Coz I'll fuck you up worse than bad karma.
Arbiter:I'm the host with the most who likes to boast
Badass motherfucker from Sanghelios
Glassin' Africa from coast to coast
Turnin' yo momma to a piece of toast
Wid ma homie Half-jaw (He lost it in the war)
We'll make sweat drip out of every pore
For the loss of the council we're a bit sore
I shanked Truth
Elites: He is no more!
Johnson:Sgt. Johnson taking over
Like a green and black Casanova
Doin' drive-bys in a Vauxhall Nova
More lucky than a seven leaved clover
I'm big, I'm black, I can't be moved
My strength it needs not be proved
Sure I get captured more times than a princess
But hey I heard Truth's into incest!
Truth:Hey bitch, that's slander
To the Forerunners I pander
More genocidal than Rwanda
Make your species rarer than a panda
Lord Hood:U to the N to the S to the C
They call me Lord Hood, the motherfuckin' G
Because I'm so old I need to pee
Really far too regularly
The Flood (here it's a parody of "High Fidelity" by Jurrasic 5, if any of you here are fans):And together we
Will forever be
In High Charity, definately
Comitting a felony
Consuming your brothers who you rarely see
Decomposing quite slowly
Gravemind:Gravemind, the hive controller
Drinking blood like it's cola
Manipulating heroes, the ball roller
Who day by day gets a bit bolder
The main villain for a hundred thousand years
I'll listen up coz I'm made out of ears
I am the sum of all your fears
My very name it tends to bring tears
I am a monument to all your sins
Like rotting bananas in the bottom of bins
Crushing spines like empty tins
I get really drunk of a couple of gins.
Brutes:We're the Brutes (Brutes!), grabbin' our loots,
Sittin' in our phantoms smokin' our zoots
Crack! Crack! Crack! Now we attack
Giving a grunt a piggyback
Fucking your mother until she goes slack
Typing in co-ordinates on my mac
Oh shit, oh shit, I can't right click
A marine just brained me with a brick
Marine:Haha! Fell for my trick!
Sayin' the same line like it's a tic,
Can't pass this wall coz I'm to thick
But at least they programmed my enormous Chicken.
So, that's as far as I've got so far, and I think it needs this:
Needs moar 343
Needs moar Commander Keyes
Needs moar cowbell.
Thoughts?Edit: As a side note, I currently have 3 days 43 minutes on this forum. lol.
