Author Topic: "Arc-weld a thermal nuclear bomb to his armor" ~ Miranda (Read 3491 times)

Pseudo Faux · « **on:** November 07, 2007, 08:59:25 PM »

Ok before the idea and mission was cut, Miranda was supposed to arc-weld a nuke to the Chief's back and send him to blow up something in an act of revenge on the chief for punching her father's head in. Well since the idea was dropped it still leaves some funny actions to think about

What would you arc-weld (or just strap on) to the Chief's back?

OfficeNinja · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2007, 09:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Pseudo Faux on November 07, 2007, 08:59:25 PM

Ok before the idea and mission was cut, Miranda was supposed to arc-weld a nuke to the Chief's back and send him to blow up something in an act of revenge on the chief for punching her father's head in. Well since the idea was dropped it still leaves some funny actions to think about

What would you arc-weld (or just strap on) to the Chief's back?

What...

Stealth · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2007, 10:39:48 PM »

Pseudo Faux, you got 24 hours to resize that sig of yours, or I'll be forced to remove it.

Pseudo Faux · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2007, 01:50:53 PM »

Ok, if you could strap anything onto the Chief's back, what would it be?

Personally, I would like to see a bomb arc-welded onto his back.

Kyro · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2007, 11:45:28 PM »

A Gun. Arc-wield it so he can't get it off. That would be amusing.

Chromium · « **Reply #5 on:** November 09, 2007, 10:53:59 AM »

Quote from: Kyro on November 08, 2007, 11:45:28 PM

A Gun. Arc-wield it so he can't get it off. That would be amusing.

"Ah, my AR is out of ammo! Good thing Miranda gave me this rocket launcher!
...
GOD DAMMIT, KEYES!"

jeff4004 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2007, 02:05:12 AM »

Quote from: Kyro on November 08, 2007, 11:45:28 PM

A Gun. Arc-wield it so he can't get it off. That would be amusing.

"Dang,my sniper rifle is out of bullets.Good thing i have dual SMGs.WTF?They can't seem to get off my back.Umm,Marines,would you HELP ME!?!?!?!God Damnit!Curse you,Miranda.Curse you!!!"
lol

Pseudo Faux · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2007, 09:42:17 AM »

Arc weld a missile pod to his back with full ammo belt
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"Lord hood, remember that walking tank you wanted?"~random R&D member
"Yes, I do. Where is it?"
"Here it is."

Show MC with said missile pod on his back "As much fun as it is to have firepower, when I asked for a suit upgrade, this isn't what I had in mind."

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2007, 11:38:14 PM »

Another Spartan

Master Chief, "When I said I wanted someone to cover my back, I didn't think Miranda would go this far."
Other Spartan, "Hey, Chief, sir, I'm out. You got any extra bullets?"

Damian · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2007, 03:27:47 PM »

A teletubby.

Stealth · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2007, 06:38:26 PM »

Oh, I know.... an Elite.

Spec Ops Elite · « **Reply #11 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:48:38 AM »

Quote from: Damian on November 25, 2007, 03:27:47 PM

A teletubby.

BAhahaha!! Or the magic windmill that gives you anything you want...free bullets anyone?

Chromium · « **Reply #12 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Damian on November 25, 2007, 03:27:47 PM

A teletubby.

Anyone else think the Grunts would bond with the poor thing?

Kyro · « **Reply #13 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:53:15 PM »

How about the baby sun?

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #14 on:** November 27, 2007, 12:45:37 AM »

Quote from: Damian on November 25, 2007, 03:27:47 PM

A teletubby.

MC "WHEW, finally, everybody's dead, no thanks to you, po"
Enter wraith behind him
Teletubby "Uh-oh, bid twouble"
MC "OH (Profane language), first, Miranda gives me this Dumb-@$$....thing, and now I have a Wraith on me, what next?"
Po pulls out a Spartan Laser and blows up wraith
Everyone "HOLY $#!*"

Ultimate F3aR · « **Reply #15 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:06:39 PM »

Teletubby: lol pwnzorz hehehe

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2007, 07:11:54 PM »

Why stop at teletubby?

I know......ELMO

LemonDragon · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2007, 08:21:12 PM »

tinkywinky, dipsey, lala, po. [translation:penus,drugs,Borat,police.

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2007, 08:28:58 PM »

......I actually meant arc-welding Elmo from Sesame street.

LemonDragon · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2007, 09:01:57 PM »

I meant the post before you..sheeeesh, everyone's a critique.

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2007, 07:59:31 PM »

Quote from: LemonDragon on December 04, 2007, 09:01:57 PM

I meant the post before you..sheeeesh, everyone's a critique.

Sorry.....Use quotes next time, though.

LemonDragon · « **Reply #21 on:** December 07, 2007, 05:02:56 PM »

Quote from: m3chaw0lf on December 06, 2007, 07:59:31 PM

Sorry.....Use quotes next time, though.

Happy now. [yea stupid quote, self, wooooot!]

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #22 on:** December 07, 2007, 07:08:19 PM »

Quote from: LemonDragon on December 07, 2007, 05:02:56 PM

Happy now. [yea stupid quote, self, wooooot!]

Hey, quotes r there so people understand what a person is referring to, so people don't get mixed up....I think.

neway, on a more military note, I would also arc-weld a jetpack to MC , that would be fun!!
Grunt 1: "Look, up in the sky!"
Jackel: "Is it a bird?"
Grunt 2: "No, Itz a plane!"
Brute: "No, itz the Demon w/ a jetpack!!"
Every1: "AHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY"

LemonDragon · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2007, 07:34:32 PM »

Woot! "Ok, just gotta switch my weapon to beat the game on the difficulty of one life.. or restart the game.... with my new controls. Doh! I pressed the ' self-destruct bomb on my back' buttoon." NO!!!!!!!!!!!

plus, it switches buttons every 5 seconds, so you don't know if you'll press it!

teh0riginalb00n · « **Reply #24 on:** December 20, 2007, 05:44:42 PM »

A brick of my favourite stuff. PuRePWNaGe if you don't understand what i'm talking about, check my sig.
there would be no need for guns of any sort for the chief then. he could vapourise any thing with his eyes. ANYTHING!

Avalon · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2007, 02:45:16 AM »

A Grunt and a Jackal.

teh0riginalb00n · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2007, 04:36:43 AM »

they could call it a grackal...

m3chaw0lf · « **Reply #27 on:** December 30, 2007, 03:22:43 AM »

New arc-weld idea, missle pod launcher

LemonDragon · « **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2008, 04:27:13 PM »

Quote from: teh0riginalb00n on December 20, 2007, 05:44:42 PM

A brick of my favourite stuff. PuRePWNaGe if you don't understand what i'm talking about, check my sig.
there would be no need for guns of any sort for the chief then. he could vapourise any thing with his eyes. ANYTHING!

Oh! I just now got your sig.

firebird · « **Reply #29 on:** January 05, 2008, 04:36:37 PM »

an idea
arc weld a portable warthog a grunt and a minibar oh and a couple of guns
pull that along chief ha ha ha