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Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« on: September 17, 2006, 04:22:20 PM »
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For those of you who've seen the video from clan Hollowood Halo, "10 ways to tell if you're a N00b", I thought we might do an additional list of our own, considering we see all kinds of n00bish behavior on matchmaking & such. But can we make a list of 10 items ourselves?


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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 05:10:43 PM »
how about this one, if you think crouching makes you invisible to human eye, your a noob
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 05:25:01 PM »
If you think that UNO is a bad game, you're a noob.
If you make Chuck Norris jokes - frequently - you're a noob.
If you're a Spartan, you're a noob.
If you don't film at least once in Halo, you're a noob.
If you try and impersonate imSuck/Hollywood Halo, you're a noob.
If you think Needlers suck, you're a noob (and I'll own you).

(Hah! Reminds me of the time we supercided with Fyb3r, and we said he needed to "suck more")
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2006, 08:13:49 PM »
That was fun.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2006, 08:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Chromium on September 17, 2006, 05:25:01 PM
If you're a Spartan, you're a noob.

how does that work?

Quote from: Chromium on September 17, 2006, 05:25:01 PM
If you try and impersonate imSuck/Hollywood Halo, you're a noob.

how does that work? you can't make a funny "n00b" checklist video?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2006, 09:38:01 PM »
No. If your name is like "1mSuck" or your clan is XxHollywood HaloxX, you're a noob.

And that Spartan one is just the little joke of Elites being better. That was just me running out of ideas temporarily.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 09:52:45 PM »
When playing SWAT you realize that head shots kill, your a noob.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2006, 10:06:23 PM »
Quote from: downskated on September 17, 2006, 09:52:45 PM
When playing SWAT you realize that head shots kill, your a noob.

there ya go. you think we can actually pull off a video with these ideas?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2006, 10:15:18 PM »
Yes!
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2006, 10:18:20 PM »
i'll spend time think up, them (though this will give me less time to write my story this is an easy trade off)
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2006, 10:22:44 PM »
If you go into Team Carnage, then immediately quit, YAN.
If you go into the TSL forums and talk about modding, YAN.
If you incite the wrath of Keel, YAN.
If you think that getting a triple kill off a Warthog with a rocket launcher is a reason to celebrate, YAN.
If you think that the overshield and active camo and rockets are a good combination (snipe here) YAN.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2006, 10:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Chromium on September 17, 2006, 10:22:44 PM
If you go into Team Carnage, then immediately quit, YAN.
If you go into the TSL forums and talk about modding, YAN.
If you incite the wrath of Keel, YAN.
If you think that getting a triple kill off a Warthog with a rocket launcher is a reason to celebrate, YAN.
If you think that the overshield and active camo and rockets are a good combination (snipe here) YAN.

some those don't even make sense or are blown out of proportion.. I suppose one of them more specifically getting a triple kill - I know if I got a triple kill off a Warthog with a rocket launcher, it's not a big reason to celebrate, but I'd feel good knowing I got 3 instant kills for the team or myself.

are you running out of steam or something?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2006, 10:45:14 PM »
if you don't know how to get on to the roof on zanibar, you are a noob.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2006, 10:47:41 PM »
Quote from: downskated on September 17, 2006, 10:45:14 PM
if you don't know how to get on to the roof on zanibar, you are a noob.

another good one, but we have to par these down to 10 crucial cirmstances...
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2006, 10:59:22 PM »
If you think that a gauss isn't as good as the warthog, you're a noob, *this one a person of red, is standing on cogag, and the warthog's gun is firing at the guy the gauss pulls up and shoots the person with one gauss round, then you show a person saying the pharse*

Also here is another one, if you think that the scorpin tank makes you a god, you're a noob *this one a noob jumps into the scorp. and processes to "own" everyone, well there are a number of people off screen fire rockets at the same time at the tank thus destroying*

Yet another one: If you miss all a warthog with all 4 rockets you're a noob *this is one that i could do with perfection, on headlong*

OMG I'm on a roll: If you think that the banshee is the ultimate vechile you're a super noob.  *this one is the "what? it's super obvious to anyone that plays halo 2"*

OMG HE'S SUPER 1337: You scream owned any time you assinate a person you're a noob.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2006, 11:09:44 PM »
Quote from: downskated on September 17, 2006, 10:59:22 PM

You scream "owned"! any time you assinate a person you're a noob.

I like that one, why the hell do a lot of people think every kill is "pwnage" or people get "pwned"

give me a break....

what kind of cheesy music can we use? CHH used Jimmy Eat World, what can we come up with?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2006, 11:17:47 PM »
music, oh god, well i've tried all of chris' works he has on glomag.com, none of those work, i'm think we should try to stay away from electronica, we should try something like elavator music
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2006, 11:20:28 PM »
Quote from: downskated on September 17, 2006, 11:17:47 PM
music, oh god, well i've tried all of chris' works he has on glomag.com, none of those work, i'm think we should try to stay away from electronica, we should try something like elavator music

the only cheesy music I can come up with is the cheesy music heard while in the Vice City mall, from "GTA: Vice City" PC version, it was an MP3 file
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2006, 11:34:13 PM »
well can do since you get into special copy right laws there, but also i thought of this one, if you don't know what MLG is your a noob

If you think that all women suck at Halo you're a noob
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2006, 11:51:39 PM »
Quote from: downskated on September 17, 2006, 11:34:13 PM


If you think that all women suck at Halo you're a noob

now that is a good one, best case of women rocking the "halo" series - the Frag Dolls
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2006, 01:43:37 AM »
If you hit on a girl while paying Halo, you're a dick... and a noob.

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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2006, 05:00:42 AM »
well what happens if there is a game and shes on the other team and she's owning everyone in swat?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2006, 10:24:07 AM »
Quote from: KeelBug on September 18, 2006, 01:43:37 AM
If you hit on a girl while paying Halo, you're a dick... and a noob.

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well, let's leave that one at n00b, because it's sort of implied that you're a dick, moron, what have you..
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2006, 02:21:33 PM »
Hee hee. Isn't that bigrd right there? Gamergurl and all ...
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2006, 04:06:57 PM »
BIGRD is still trying to get her and Pookadook is trying to get Sharkk Bait.
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2006, 05:03:58 PM »
N00bxorx. I prefer to, you know, actually get girls that are (what's the word ...) tangible. Like, you know, actually there. Just my opinion, I guess if knowing people you don't ... know ... is what you like, then yeah, whatever.  anyway. So we're (you're) going to do this then?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2006, 05:40:50 PM »
do what?
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2006, 05:52:48 PM »
Umm ... "10 additional ways to tell if you're a n00b".
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2006, 07:52:44 PM »
haha this is a really good idea.

"if you die ALOT and then trash talk for getting a kill, your a n00b."
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Re: Idea - "10 additional ways to tell if you're N00b"
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2006, 08:24:13 PM »
Look on yesterday (timestamp of post -1 day)'s HBO page; there's a databank full of the best n00b conversations ON XBOX LIVE HALO 2 out there.
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